Why oh why do I persist in keeping a blog when I clearly lack the necessary proclivities? I’ll tell you why (who is this you I keep talking to anyway?).

1. I need the practice. Having catapulted off the introverted side of the scale, I find myself perpetually unprepared to engage in the small talk and witty banter that comes naturally to 98% of people everywhere.

2. To keep a record of my experiences. The ones I don’t mind sharing with the thousands that end up on my doorstep everyday looking for updates to their XBox or versions of Quake, that is. Hmm, no wonder nothing ever gets posted.

3.

Huh. I can’t actually think of a #3. Enough with the intro. Let’s get on with the show.