You know, I don’t understand the appeal of intoxication.

Alcohol is said to help relieve one’s inhibitions and make one feel worry-free. During the few times I have consumed more than a glass of anything, I have only become even more guarded. I am uncomfortable with the way my body reacts. I am physically unstable, my response time is slower, I feel vulnerable. Then the next day, I can’t think straight. And that’s only after two beers.

Really, what’s so sexy about blubbering words and tripping and falling on the floor? I don’t get it.